An inspiring new app from the visionary team at Hogfish Labs
It's the app you've been waiting for. Everything is about to change.
First, use the app to capture or upload a photograph of a fish
Our advanced algorithms will analyze and transform your image
Be delighted as your fish becomes a duck, and meaning is restored to your life
For aeons, mankind has looked to the stars and wondered “why are there so many damn fish in the way?” Fish – the final nemesis standing between us and the dreams of humanity.
Capture that fish. Banish it from your life. Then welcome it back in all of its feathered glory – reborn with an almighty quack.
This is your time. This is your life. This is your fish2duck.
fish2duck is changing lives.
Here's what some people have said.
You can find fish2duck on both the Apple App Store and the Google Play Store.
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."-- Henry David Thoreau
Our advanced algorithms are the result of many years of laborious development. Due to the incredibly valuable nature of our intellectual property, we cannot divulge the inner-workings of our product. We are also wary of what could happen if fish-duck conversion technology were to fall into the hands of a malicious actor or rogue state.
Your fish are stored by us in our state of the art facility.
Detecting legitimate fish is both an art and a science – but primarily an art. We are forever improving our algorithm behind the scenes. In some cases, we choose to err on the side of caution, and reject legitimate fish due to safety concerns. We operate on the principle that receiving a duck in exchange for a non-fish would cheapen the experience for our users, so we set the threshold high. Nothing matches the unbridled joy of receiving a duck, so we want the experience to be as untainted as possible. If your fish fails validation, simply try again with another fish.
fish2duck is a fish-duck exchange service – you submit fish in exchange for ducks. You can’t have your fish and duck it too; that’s just basic economics. Much though we would like to allow you to retain your fish, we’re trying to operate a business here.
fish2duck is proudly brought to you by the team at Hogfish Labs.
A range of fish2duck apparel, phone cases, home decor, bags and stationery is available from our online store.
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You can reach the fish2duck team on Twitter – our handle is @fish2duck. Tweet us today!
You can email us too by using the form below, if that’s your thing. Please note however that we may not be able to reply, as we lost our hands in a workplace incident, and are unable to type.
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